Public Enemy : Nigerian Scammer Edition
July 29, 2009 on 5:16 pm | In Articles | 2 Comments
Some of you may remember my old blog here, and you might recall a little series I called Public Enemy, in which I would act like a dick to strangers on the internet and post about it. Well, I’m still a dick to strangers, and it’s high time I started flaunting it more. That said, here you go.
Nigerian scammers are commonplace on the internet nowadays, and many of us know at least one retard person who has been drawn in by the charming broken English of a West African charlatan. Despite this, I didn’t receive my first scam attempt until a few days ago, which, quite honestly, had me feeling pretty down. Why was I being snubbed by these brilliant entrepreneurs? Was stealing my money somehow beneath you? Rest assured, it ain’t. An upstanding gentleman named “ZANKO ALI” (Yes, it’s all in upper case. That must be the syntax over there.) contacted me on July 23rd with an offer that I couldn’t refuse.
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Announcement: Wikkee! to run for Canadian Office
April 10, 2009 on 1:23 pm | In Articles, news | No CommentsContact: Arm The Stupid.com
INTERNET CELEBRITY ANNOUNCED AS NEW DPC CANDIDATE.

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Arm The Stupid.com Re-Relaunch!
April 3, 2009 on 7:30 pm | In news | 1 CommentI’m back, and so is Arm the Stupid! For the first time since late 2007, a new Epic is up (see below). Thanks to Wordpress, I have a new layout and indeed, new format. Be on the lookout for new works from us, and don’t be afraid to leave a comment.
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ACT 00101011010: People who Have Glass Bones Shouldn’t Throw Houses
April 3, 2009 on 7:27 pm | In Epic | 1 Comment
ACT 00101011010: People who Have Glass Bones Shouldn’t Throw Houses
by Wikkee!
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God Unmasked
April 3, 2009 on 6:24 pm | In Articles | No CommentsNotice: This article was originally published April 14th, 2006 on Arm The Stupid.
By Wikkee! of Arm the Stupid
Since the dawn of time, controversy aside, Homo sapiens have shared an uncanny connection with primates, such as apes, baboons, and of course, monkeys. In exploring the aforementioned correlation, one cannot ignore the ancient yet enduring evolutionary debate. Theologians contend that we, Homo sapiens, were created “in the image of god” (“So God created man in his own image, in the image of god created he him; male and female created he them.” Genesis 1:27)
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Curren’ Events – Volume One
April 3, 2009 on 6:04 pm | In Articles | No CommentsNotice: This article was originally published September 5th, 2007 on Arm The Stupid.
Curren’ Events by Buck Fiddy
Wikkee’s Wisdom – 2
April 3, 2009 on 6:00 pm | In Wikkee's Wisdom | 1 CommentNotice: This article was originally published December 31st, 2007 on Arm The Stupid.

by Wikkee!
Humankind has a history of compromise.
Disputes are settled with it, business deals sealed, even children are taught the importance of compromise. Is it the last outpost of fair play in a world of corruption? Or is it an adverse side-effect of the human condition?
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Wikkee’s Wisdom – 1
April 3, 2009 on 5:45 pm | In Wikkee's Wisdom | 4 CommentsNotice: This article was originally published August 10th, 2007 on Arm The Stupid.

by Wikkee!
I have some questions.
I was sitting idly in my apartment, munching on some Doritos and staring at my walls when I was struck by an unnerving thought:
In ten years, this world will be run by the same people that used to draw cartoon penises in the margins of my junior high-school textbooks.
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The Grey Area : Lesson Two
April 3, 2009 on 4:49 pm | In Grey Area | 2 CommentsNotice: This article was originally published December 31st, 2007 on Arm The Stupid.

by Fuzzy
Well, it’s been a while, but I’ve finally returned to educate you dullards once again! I’ve been very busy these last few months, doing everything I can to avoid writing another one of these fucking articles! These activities include extortion, abduction, incarceration, running for office, playing “LEGO Star Wars”, assassination, and water tubing.
The Grey Area : Lesson One
April 2, 2009 on 7:44 pm | In Grey Area | No CommentsNotice: This article was originally published July 4th, 2007 on Arm The Stupid.

by Fuzzy
Howdy, whelps! This is Fuzzy, everyone’s favourite bitter old teddy bear. The purpose of this article and the others in its series is twofold: First, it makes me a bunch of money. I like money. I generally use it to purchase goods and services. Secondly, it will serve as a guide to you, the reader, a human being clearly too stupid to survive on his or her own. So, without further ado, let’s begin this week’s lesson.
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